Monday morning, Key West.

 

Hello,

 

I’ll be blunt: there are no catches or ‘smoke and mirrors’ here. I’m perfectly serious. This little under-the-radar secret is all it takes to let the average person with no special skills or start-up money retire… it did for me so it could for YOU…

 

For reasons I’m about to explain, I’d like to send you this extremely lucrative and virtually work-free money-spinning ‘loophole’.

 

What you are about to read constitutes nothing short of my closest trade secret and it’s worth a FORTUNE to me. I have an incredible, lazy-person’s business proposition for you if you’re in the few who make it on board.

 

I Can’t Believe I’m GIVING You This

           

So, if you do decide to proceed beyond this point, please keep this information close to your chest.

 

Do we have a deal? Okay…

 

With what I’m about to reveal, you could get FAR more money for WAY less effort than anything on the planet…!

 

Hello, my name’s Ken Kingstone. You’ve probably heard terms like ‘zero-risk’ and ‘zero-effort’ spun out in empty sales-talk, but this is one time you should take those terms literally. I don’t want to come across as a silver-tongued peddler, but it’s hard to contain my excitement for what I’m about to present you with… If anything, I’m UNDERSTATING what is possible for you here…

 

If you’ve been waiting for your ship to come in, the U.S.S. Enterprise just pulled into your harbor…!

 

Suspend your skepticism, please...

 

Come on, you must know that these days, fortunes are made with something as simple as a handshake - you just have to be in the right place at the right time AND be open to possibilities.

 

Well, I believe you’re in the right place at the right time.

 

Being open to possibilities? That one’s down to you!

 

Be assured…

 

This money ‘loophole’ is NOT a trading system, property system, MLM, gambling system, long-shot conditional ‘lottery-ticket’ or anything similar. Some of that stuff is great for a few grand a month but you can have so much MORE MONEY for so much LESS work! And no, I’m NOT an information publisher and I’m not explaining how to be an Internet marketer.

 

     First, a question:

 

Do You Have a Big Enough Chest to Hold all the Cash?

 

Just do what I say and by the time I’m finished, your pockets could be so full they’ll need a crane to pull you out of there!   Listen, I’m not blurting out pie-in-the-sky sales-speak here. Several people are living testimony to this fact purely because I came into their lives.   They would happily tell you I am ‘the millionaire-maker’ – and they wouldn’t be exaggerating.

         It’s like being King Midas…

 

Let’s put some numbers to this. Here are just some of the recent checks banked in the course of business. My accountant, who can verify all this, affectionately calls these BFCs: Big Fat Checks. To qualify as a BFC they must be six-figures we decided. Here are some real examples from one year…

 

$477,992.35

$432,044.28

$382,255.70

$289,799.63

$250,003.57
 

Etc. etc. I only have limited space here but there are many, many more.

 

What would you do with a Big Fat Check like that? Let’s take the lowest example from that selection above. Imagine:

 

$250,003.57 in YOUR Bank Account

 

Hold that thought…

 

For month after month I’ve been pushing the payout-button on the most incredible money-making machine.

 

Something you’ll never have heard of…

 

A golden niche that is GUARANTEED not to fail if you copy what I do.

 

Like some bloated slot-machine that always wins, I just keep pulling that lever and… jackpot! The ‘gold’ pours onto the floor. Nobody really notices either as I stuff my pockets full of cash, day after day. Nobody, that is, apart from the millionaires I leave in my wake as a bi-product. Believe me, THEY notice! More about this shortly, but…

 

…it really is a case of getting up in the morning (however late you feel like) wandering over to a ‘machine’, kicking it and watching the money fall out of the seams!

 

I don’t have any special talents and you don’t need any to copy me either. I’m not some whiz-kid trader, I’m not a property tycoon, I’m not an information publisher, I’m not even a particularly savvy business person (truth be told, I like making money quickly and easily so why would I want to be ‘in business’?).

 

But you know what?

 

Many of those whiz-kid traders, property tycoons and information publishers know that what I do makes SO much money, so quickly and easily, it’s sick.

Don’t Think in Thousands, Thinkin Hundreds of Thousands

 

I remember one sunny afternoon, while I was sitting on the deck of my yacht sipping a cocktail, receiving an email notification on my iPhone of an UNEXPECTED check for a hundred grand or so. It was a payment I’d completely forgotten was due and I actually had a fleeting moment when I thought about giving it back. Of course, a minute later sanity returned and I did no such thing but I distinctly remember thinking, “I don’t deserve this. I don’t feel like I did anything to earn it.” And I hadn’t! Well, not by normal standards anyway.

 

I can hear you say: “Hey, if you don’t want it, send some my way, buddy!”

 

Well, in a roundabout way, that’s exactly what I’m trying to do…!

 

Look, I’m not boasting here; I’m trying to prepare you for a time when you could be thinking this way. But right now I want to help you keep your feet on the ground for when that time comes.

 

To ‘keep it real’ so to speak.

 

You see, I know that now you’ve made contact with me, Big Fat Checks could soon be a reality if you follow some simple 1-2-3 instructions I can give you.

 

Let’s say you had a Big Fat Check right now - for this little game we’ll say… $250,000. Yes, quarter of a million bucks in your hands. And imagine you knew full well more checks like this (or even larger) were on their way.

 

Please don’t be surprised to find yourself surrounded by new friends all of a sudden. Doors will open; socially, financially and… romantically…

 

Yes, money truly is life-changing.

With your first Big Fat Check (BFC) you’ll probably want to smash the shackles of slavery to ‘the man’ by paying off your mortgage!   That’s what I did with my first BFC (as they say, you never forget your first!). It really is very cool when you pay off your mortgage; the bank sends you this big folder with the deeds inside.         It’s amazingly liberating. I can’t tell you how cozy you’ll feel in a recession sitting in a fully paid-for home! I mean, otherwise it’s a big lie really isn’t it? You probably don’t own your home - the bank does. Imagine how much less pressure you’d feel if you owned it outright – and with NO MORTGAGE TO PAY EACH MONTH!!!

 

Okay, great. But how can you have all this?

 

You could do it the same way I did: remarkably simply.

 

I know you’ve heard this sort of thing before and probably think this is a party you couldn’t possibly be invited to - or maybe you think I’ve just ‘got lucky’. Please let me explain why that’s just not the case here…

 

An End to Money Worries

 

It wasn’t long ago that I was leading the same frustrating life most people live. I was a humble wage-slave with no prospects living in a cramped house in a neighborhood full of obnoxious, trashy people. I hated my job so I spent everything I earned and more on a load of junk to cheer myself up.

 

Debt, slavery, misery and a downward spiral to Hell.

 

I was alone in a dark sinkhole without a ladder.

 

Know the feeling?

 

Then, just when I thought I couldn’t fall any further, I did. I was made redundant and at that time (a bit like now) there were no jobs anywhere. There’s no terror like a new terror on top of an existing one. Claiming unemployment was one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever done and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemies. I beg you, never go there; take urgent steps to prevent even the slightest possibility of it ever happening… I mean, degrading, or what?

 

Life went on, aimlessly unemployed. One day I went to get some cash with my ATM card and the machine grabbed it.

 

The end game had just played out. My heart sank.

 

NO MORE MONEY.

 

I remember sitting in my living room staring at all the cash I had left in the world. A hundred bucks or so and some change spread out on the rented coffee table.

 

I was a broke (and broken) man.

 

I didn’t know it then, but my life was about to take a turn in an entirely new direction all because of a forgotten document I had lying around at home; a document that would be in most homes.

 

A home just like YOURS…!

 

I took ONE simple action and the rest is history.

 

 The point here though is that I could have wallowed in my misery at that rock-bottom point in my life. I could have said: “they’re all against me – I’ll never make it.” But I didn’t. I decided to come up fighting.

 

How about you?

 

We walk through life on a knife-edge between success and failure. You just have to choose the right side.

 

Fast forward a few years…

 

I now enjoy the most disgustingly easy and profitable ‘armchair business’ on the planet. In fact, ‘profitable’ is too weak a description because to say ‘I make a profit’ suggests that I actually had to take a risk by putting some cash on the table. This simple secret needs no such thing.

 

I don’t risk or borrow a penny and the returns are ridiculous.

Just Imagine A quarter of a million
dollars check payable to YOU.

 

I want you to see your name on it and picture walking into the bank to cash it. I’m not trying to tease you here; you might not make that much, but it’s important to raise your expectations of life to be successful at this.

 

Let me explain why…

 

Raise Your Expectations!

 

I once banked a Big Fat Check myself instead of my assistant because she was off sick. Unusually, this check was made out to me personally. I filled out the deposit slip in the local bank and casually handed it over.

 

Well, you should have seen the face of the woman behind the counter. Her jaw hit the ground in stunned disbelief that anyone could bank such a sum.

 

“What? Were you made redundant?” she said, desperately trying to label me.

 

Now, this is exactly what I mean by raising your expectation level! Bring out the ‘inner brat’ within you that not only wants more, but expects it. That woman in the bank will always be flat broke because she refuses to believe such money can be made by an ordinary person like me or you.

 

I think if I’d told her just how easily I made it she’d have pushed the panic alarm under her desk!

 

So think about it long and hard. If you find yourself skeptical at this moment, then you’re acting like that woman in the bank and will always be flat broke.

 

Just carry on what you’re doing and I can promise you that you’ll always get the same as you’ve always got.

 

I know you’ve been promised a ticket to the world before only to find it was invalid. It’s a lot like love though; if you put up the barriers because of a bad past experience, you won’t allow ‘the one’ in to your life when they come knocking.

 

This isn’t small talk…

 

I’m genuinely trying to establish if you’re suitable for this as I only want to work with people who can see themselves as rich.

 

If it’s difficult for you to think about lots of Big Fat Checks, then just imagine one.

 

A BIG FAT CHECK MADE OUT TO YOU

 

It’s also important you visualize that this check was made without parting with a penny or getting a loan, without risking anything or guaranteeing your home as security, without cashing in a life insurance policy, without trading anything or buying and selling anything and most importantly… without having the cops chase you down the street with blue lights blazing.

 

Okay, enough. I’m sure you’d like to get started right away, so let me show you how you can get your hands on the simple step manual that explains all you need to do to copy me.

 

I call it: The IPA Report…

And It’s Just Part… of Your Personalized Escape Hatch…

 

The IPA Report is yours just for taking a no-risk, no-obligation inspection of Instant Retirement Loopholes; an incredible and vast compendium of nifty tricks like the one I’ve been telling you about, all created for a sole purpose: to enable you to retire NOW, regardless of your current position!

 

Yes, you can still keep The IPA Report even if you decide this isn’t for you and you won’t have lost a penny…

 

But please let me explain more about Instant Retirement Loopholes and why I have no doubt that you’ll want to keep this powerful CD carefully constructed to thrust you towards a secure and comfortable retirement the very same minute you take them out of their box…

 

Retirement Really Could be Just a Few Calls Away

 

If you ever feel like your life resembles a prison sentence, this will feel like you just got a pardon!           Following 1-2-3 step instructions on this disc and using the super-simple proprietary software, you’ll watch as the finish line of retirement literally draws closer and closer right before your eyes…           It’s a beautiful thing to see!           Instant Retirement Loopholes makes the mountain come to you.             How is this achieved…?

 

Probably The World’s Largest Collection of Legal, Fast and Easy… ‘Retirement Loopholes’…!

 

That’s right, there are cracks in the system everywhere and we’re going to slip right through them… quite often just by making a FREE phone call from your armchair!

 

Are you up for that?

 

Good. Here’s how it works. First, use the special “Finish Line” software to enter the details of your own personal situation. Then, follow the simple steps on the CDs. Some of these steps involve making a single phone call and are specially designed to be low/zero risk, virtually no effort and dead easy.

 

Our mission is simple:

 

With Instant Retirement Loopholes you could slash your expenses WITHOUT drastically compromising your lifestyle AND you could create an automated, effortless income you can retire on, just like a pension… AND boost the payments you already have coming to you.

 

If you think about it, wealth is a function of what things cost. I mean, if everything was free to you, you’d be a wealthy retiree, right? If I could eliminate and/or reduce every single one of your living expenses, you would by definition be INSTANTLY RICHER. Likewise, if you had a secure and effortless income to cover any remaining expenses, you would be RETIRED!

 

I understand how you feel currently; stuck in a cross-fire between the rapidly rising cost of living, and dwindling, increasingly threatened income. Well, the marines are here with an airlift to pull you out of bandit-country…

 

 

Thousands of dollars could be YOURS, just waiting for you to claim them and sail off into the sunset. 

 

How much would an investment like this be worth to you?

 

This lifetime membership also includes FREE new products and reports (like The IPA Report) as they come available- I’m constantly searching for new strategies to improve and enhance our strategy… and they are yours FREE.

 

But how do I know all this stuff?

 

Years of research and testing combined with bringing together the greatest ‘short-cut minded’ people I could find all over the world; lawyers, entrepreneurs, government insiders, whistleblowers, you name it.

 

But why won’t the media or government report this?

 

            The answer is sickening…

 

Because they have a lot to lose by you becoming wise; they have to keep us spending and working until we drop to ensure this runaway ‘debt-train’ stays on the rails- the whole world economy revolves around Americans spending what they don’t have on stuff they don’t need. Corporate advertisers who sponsor (and therefore influence) the media NEED you to keep spending and getting into debt. And retired people aren’t good for increasingly tax-hungry, fiscally irresponsible governments…

 

Our forefathers would be turning in their graves. Politicians tell us to spend money because it’s “patriotic”, yet Benjamin Franklin once said: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”

 

America and her people are great. We deserve better…

 

United We Stand

 

If you’re like me, you’ve had enough…

 

We’ve had enough of being ripped-off… of being exploited… of being lied to… of the greedy corporations and sneaky politicians thinking they can continue to get away with this by us sacrificing everything we’ve worked for our whole lives…

 

To quote that famous 1976 movie-line from “Network”: “We’re as mad as Hell and we’re not going to take it anymore!”

 

What we want is simple…

 

The retirement we were promised, the retirement we deserve- a REAL retirement WITHOUT doing any hard work or taking big risks. We REFUSE point-blank to be one of those people having to work packing bags at the grocery store in retirement. We want to be able to take our kids or grandkids to McDonald’s, NOT be the one serving the burgers there!

 

We won’t be the ones being legally squeezed anymore… ‘THEY’ WILL.

 

Are you united with us?

 

Ready to turn the table…?

 

The Future is Now

 

The whole world may be trying to rip you off, but that most definitely isn’t the case here. In fact, I challenge you to find anything that is such an incredible value as this…

 

Your investment in the Instant Retirement Loopholes CD program, proprietary ‘Finish Line’ software, FREE bonuses including the one you’ve read about here AND another one I’ll tell you about it a second, lifetime membership for continual updates and FREE additional material is just $247! BUT, if you reply to this invitation within 48 hours you can get your hands on this ‘retirement in a box’ for ONLY $97!!

You can pick your jaw up off the floor now...

 

            I mean, now that you know the kind of life-changing information that’s included, I hope you realize that this could be the best investment you ever make in your entire life!

 

It isn’t too late to direct your one, irreplaceable life down a bright new path…

 

Life BEGINS at Retirement

 

I don’t mean to sound morbid, but you only get one go at this, you know.

 

Life, I mean…

 

Now, you’re getting it easy because I’m handing over my biggest secrets to you on a plate, but it took me years to get to that point. The hard way.

 

Want to know what my driving force was?

 

Fear.

 

I was afraid I would end up some old geezer who had wasted his life for ‘The Man’. By never going ‘all guns blazing’ after my most cherished dreams. I had a vision of dying broke in a dilapidated nursing home after being one of those abuse cases we hear so much about.

 

Is that what you want?

 

I know you feel fear too. What I say is to take that fear and harness its power. Trust your gut and go with it!

 

Here’s something that will allay what fear or doubt you may have. There are no guarantees in life or business but we will provide you with one all the same…