Most conservatives who were initially worried about the impeachment of President Trump have settled down by now. The advice for the worrywarts in this situation, as always, is the same: Slow down, take a few deep breaths and then wait for a few days; the truth about Donald Trump is always the exact opposite of whatever the mainstream media is telling us.

We have a doozy of a “bombshell” to report on Joe Biden’s dealings with the Ukrainian energy company Burisma today. But before we get to that, let’s just do a brief recap of some previous fake news reports that were supposedly going to end the Trump presidency.

Keep these in mind whenever one of the talking bobbleheads at CNN, MSNBC or Fox News tells you that Trump withheld Ukrainian funds as a quid pro quo in order to harm the Creepy Joe for President campaign.

Michael Flynn met foreign leaders during the campaign: This fake story was reported by Brian Ross, who was considered one of the most “respected” investigative reporters at ABC News (I know – the bar is really low). The stock market dropped 350 points in response to the story. Ross ended up being suspended for a month and was then reassigned.

Trump had the Wikileaks documents before everyone else: Also, false. This story was so false that CNN was forced to issue a correction on it.

17 INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES!!!: Nearly every news organization claimed that 17 intelligence agencies had proof of Russian collusion with the Trump 2016 campaign. You have to wonder why those 17 agencies didn’t turn the information over to Robert Mueller’s team. Of course, it ended up being just 4 individual intelligence analysts – and even they couldn’t agree on a cohesive story.

Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. from the White House: Time Magazine corrected and issued a rare apology for this fake story.

Trump campaign rallies are EMPTY: A Washington Post reporter took a picture of the inside of a stadium in Pensacola as the crowd was filing in – and used that photo to claim the rally was poorly attended.

Trump MURDERED Japanese fish by over-feeding them: The media claimed that Trump was a bumbling fool for tossing a full box of fish food – but they had to doctor the video to make this claim. The full video revealed Trump was simply copying the Japanese Prime Minister, who had just thrown his box of food to the fish. No fish were actually harmed during the feeding or the doctoring of the video.

Tribal elder Pocahontas ‘Wonder Bread’ Warren of the Milli-Vanilli Tribe is really a real Native American woman of color and therefore Trump lied about her: The Boston Globe’s initial story about Warren claimed she had taken a DNA test that “proved” she had Native American ancestry. The paper sheepishly corrected the story later, admitting that it was possible that she is 1/1024^th Native America, which amounts to 0% in reality.

I could keep going for a couple of hours like this. Those fake news “bombshells” didn’t even broach the topics of Brett Kavanaugh or Two-Scoops-of-Ice-Cream-Gate. But you get the point. It’s a strange time to live in America, because whenever the media tells you anything negative about President Trump, you have to hold the story up to an upside-down carnival mirror to figure out what’s really happening.

The Daily Mail in London, a hyperventilating tabloid run by Piers Morgan and which provides hourly updates on the Kardashians, now publishes more accurate stories about what’s going on in America than our own newspapers do.

The Ukrainian collusion story is no different. If we had an honest news media in America, they would have told you this story about Joe Biden. They might even use the word “bombshell” to describe. Here goes.

A member of the Ukrainian Parliament just held a press conference at the Interfax news agency in Eastern Europe. Andriy Derkach produced documents which prove that Joe Biden was personally paid $900,000 by Burisma, the energy company that was paying Hunter Biden $50,000 a month.

Derkach produced documentation showing that Burisma sent the $900,000 payment from its lobbying fund to Rosemont Seneca Partners (RSP). RSP, for those who don’t know is a shady private equity firm run by the children of former Secretary of State John Kerry and former Vice President Joe Biden.

According to the documents produced by MP Derkach, the cash diverted through RSP to Joe Biden was “payment for consultative services.” Derkach also revealed the paper trail of funds that Burisma paid to its board members: $16.5 million was disbursed to Hunter Biden, his business partner Devon Archer, and two other board members.

Derkach then released the brutal timeline of events: Joe Biden told the then-Ukraine leadership in 2015 to fire the “son of a bitch” prosecutor who was investigating Burisma. The prosecutor was fired on April 3, 2016. The Obama administration then signed the $1 billion loan agreement with Ukraine, which had been withheld until that point, on June 3, 2016.

By the way, Ukrainian officials have sent these documents to the US Department of Justice three times already. However, the paperwork has mysteriously vanished every time before making its way up the chain to the Attorney General. Corrupt officials on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean have been working all this time to protect Joe Biden from this scandal.

To prevent this minor “paperwork error” from happening again, MP Andriy Derkach has published all the documentation on his Facebook page.

Mark Zuckerberg must feel very torn right now. Zuckerberg hates Elizabeth Warren with a burning passion. But if he allows the proof about Joe Biden’s corruption to remain on Facebook, it only strengthens Warren and, ultimately, President Trump.

Don’t fret this whole impeachment doohickey. Take a deep breath, wait a few days, and more of the truth will finally come out. Biden probably won’t end up in a prison cell next to Paul Manafort, but his corruption is being exposed on a daily basis. His campaign is toast. The only thing that Trump supporters should get worked up about is November 3, 2020.