Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Browsing the "Coronavirus" Tag

Trump Recovering, and by the Way, Contact Tracing Completely Useless

I know that many of you, like me, have been praying for a speedy recovery for President Trump and First Lady Melania for the past few days. It’s working. The President was cleared and released from Walter Reed Medical Center [...]

October 6, 2020 News

Coronavirus is not a Result of Eating Exotic Meat – It is Far, Far Worse Than Imagined

We all know that President Donald Trump is a voracious news consumer. Here’s hoping that he will take the time to watch a one-hour documentary on the true origins of the current craziness the world is going through. This film [...]

April 14, 2020 News

Dr. Fauci Has Been Ruining High School Proms Since the 1980s

We should all have a bit of sympathy for high school kids this spring. These kids are missing out on a lot of our American rites of passage due to the current craziness and stay-at-home-or-else orders. Spring track meets, graduation [...]

April 10, 2020 News

Nobody Knows Anything: It’s Bad Everywhere Except Where It’s Not

One of New York Yankees legend Yogi Berra’s sayings comes to mind in the midst of all this Chinese virus panic: “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” [...]

March 31, 2020 News

Pelosi Hijacks America Over Her Weird Planned Parenthood Fetish

Well, it looks like we won’t have to worry about Republicans failing to retake the House of Representatives this November. Not even the Republican National Committee could manage to bungle the softball that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has tossed [...]

March 23, 2020 News

Potential Coronavirus Cure: Dems Complain Trump Not Enough of a Dictator

Make up your minds, Democrats! After four years of telling us that Donald Trump is “literally Hitler” because of his Twitter feed, economic prowess and love of freedom, suddenly you are complaining that Trump is not Hitlering enough to suit [...]

March 19, 2020 News

Coronavirus: Be an American, Don’t Be the Obamaphone Lady

Last week, I was feeling incredibly confident about the US response to the Coronavirus after President Trump’s press conference with retail CEOs from Walmart, Target and other stores. The plan to roll out drive-through, automated testing facilities in parking lots [...]

March 17, 2020 News

If I Have to Wear a Homemade Hazmat Suit to Vote for Trump… So Be It

People have started “panic shopping” in my city over the Corona-Flu, despite zero confirmed cases and zero deaths within a two-hour drive. Is the same thing happening where you live? It’s a really strange form of panic shopping, however. There [...]

March 9, 2020 News

Obama Holdover Lets Coronavirus into America (Against Trump’s Wishes)

President Trump and officials at the CDC thought it would be unwise to evacuate Americans in Wuhan, China and on the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan and then bring them back to America. Why not allow them to go [...]

March 3, 2020 News

Trump Declares War on Coronavirus – Without Permission from Congress

Softball question: Who would you rather have in charge of the nation during a potential crisis like a worldwide disease pandemic? Because one of the choices right now is a party that believes that men can turn into women through [...]

February 27, 2020 News